11/24/2011

"Impressive. But will it get us laid?"

Laid copy


Nov 24, 2011 7:51:35 PM

03/13/2011

"Will you be my social life?"

Social copy




Mar 13, 2011 7:18:30 PM

02/17/2011

"Honey, I've traded you for future prospects."

"Honey, I've traded you for future prospects."


Feb 17, 2011 7:18:04 PM

12/20/2010

"It's a... lifetime of regret."

"It's a... lifetime of regret."



Dec 20, 2010 3:28:27 PM

10/10/2010

"Life is the ultimate Rush album."

"Life is the ultimate Rush album."


Oct 10, 2010 7:42:24 PM

09/05/2010

"And this is your father when he was still desirable."

"And this is your father when he was still desirable." 

 

Sep 5, 2010 7:40:34 PM

08/22/2010

A rabbi walks into an Irish pub

  Rabbi_text

Aug 22, 2010 4:22:59 PM

05/09/2010

"We don't want to fire you..."

"We don't want to fire you, we just want to stop paying you."
May 9, 2010 5:06:59 PM

04/29/2010

"I love you..."

"I love you like a son I'd like to fuck."
Apr 29, 2010 6:41:46 PM

04/24/2010

"It has a strong nose..."

"It has a strong nose of head up ass."

Apr 24, 2010 1:08:38 PM

03/28/2010

"Whaddya mean..."

"Whaddya mean you can't read?!"
 
Mar 28, 2010 7:56:38 PM

03/21/2010

"Define do."

"Define do."
 
Mar 21, 2010 5:03:31 PM

03/16/2010

"Navel attack!"

"Navel attack!"
 
Mar 16, 2010 7:09:56 PM

03/14/2010

"It's okay..."

"It's okay, he's an artist."

 

Mar 14, 2010 7:05:15 PM

02/06/2010

"Genocide aside..."

"Genocide aside, the Nazis were pretty cool."

 

Feb 6, 2010 3:39:18 PM

01/14/2010

"I want a man..."

"I want a man who loves me for who I am, not what I do or say or think or look like."
 
Jan 14, 2010 7:02:09 PM

01/06/2010

"I'll call him over... "

"I'll call him over, you tell him he's a dick."
 
Jan 6, 2010 7:07:38 PM

12/23/2009

"Either I'm drunk..."

"Either I'm drunk or you're two of the prettiest girls I've ever seen."
 
Dec 23, 2009 8:00:38 PM

12/20/2009

"That guy..."

"That guy does me better than I do!"
Dec 20, 2009 4:55:03 PM

12/13/2009

"You call this..."

"You call this a threesome?!"
 
 
Dec 13, 2009 3:53:27 PM

12/10/2009

"Do these pants..."

"Do these pants make me look recently fired?"
Dec 10, 2009 7:30:42 PM

12/06/2009

"Sorry, Jenkins..."

"Sorry, Jenkins. You'll have to go back to cow."
 
 

 

Dec 6, 2009 7:37:24 PM

12/01/2009

"I like my women how I like my coffee — all over my lap."

"I like my women how I like my coffee — all over my lap."
 
Dec 1, 2009 4:36:01 PM

"Where did Santa touch you?"

"Where did Santa touch you?"
 
Dec 1, 2009 4:33:31 PM

11/28/2009

"I'm too old for this."

"I'm too old for this."
 
 
Nov 28, 2009 2:29:10 PM
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